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Only Women Can
... Great!
By Rosana Regina

1 - TALK WITHOUT REASON
2 - NOT BY HAND piss

3 - TRANS WITHOUT HOT

ONLY WOMEN !!!!!

1 - Pretend naturally during a gynecological exam.
THINGS THAT ONLY A WOMAN CAN:
2 - Using the power of a pair of jeans for rediagramar the body structure.
3 - Have marital crisis, existential crisis, identity crisis and a crisis of nerves! 4 - Being a single mother, married mother, mother and mother separated husband. 5 - Wash underwear in the shower. And then hang it in the box to the horror of the male.
6 - Rip the pantyhose near the party.
7 - Feeling ready to conquer the world when you are using a new lipstick!
8 - Crying in the bathroom and then go looking in the mirror to see what the best angle.
9 - Thinking that your relationship is over and then find out it was all pre-menstrual tension. (This is perfect !!!!)

10 - Do not know if it is to split the bill, or if it is to be cuddly baby.

11 - Say no to stress it enough, and there have to say yes!





ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:










1 - Why is it good to have five pairs of black shoes. 2 - The difference between cream, ivory, and beige. 3 - Finding the ideal man is difficult, but finding a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

TOPIC AND NUMBER 1 IS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND



:

1 - The other women!


WOMEN'S PRAYER:
'Dear God, So far my day was good: I did not gossip not lost patience,
was not greedy, sarcastic, grumpy, boring
nor ironic. I controlled my
TPM
not complain,
not cursed, not scream, nor had attacks of jealousy.
I ate chocolate.





Nor did debts on my credit card
(or my husband) and even gave post-dated checks.
But I ask your protection, Lord, for I am



out of bed at any moment ...
Amen!

PS: Forward this message to all women, with whom you are fortunate to have them as friends and men to understand them even more!





READ BY THE END, E. ..

KNOW THE REASON.

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O "the boondocks"
During the 18th century, the colonial Brazil paid a high tribute for its colonizer, Portugal. This tax levied on everything that was produced in our country and accounted for 20% (ie 1 / 5) of production. This tax high and absurd was nicknamed "The Fifth." This tax would fall mainly on our gold production.
The "Fifth" was so hated by the Brazilians who, when referring to him, they said ... "The Fifth of Hell." And that has become synonymous with everything that is bad .

The Portuguese crown did at one stage, collect the "fifth behind" at once in the episode known as "sheds". This angered the population, generating the incident called "Minas Conspiracy", which had its culmination in the arrest and trial of Joaquim Jose da Silva Xavier, Tiradentes.

According to the Brazilian Institute of Tax Planning BIPT, the tax ratio will reach the end of this year 2010 to 38% or almost
2 / 5 (two fifths)

of our production. That is, the tax burden that weighs us down is almost twice that required by Portugal at the time of the Minas Conspiracy, which means that we pay now, literally "two-fifths of the underworld" tax ...
For? To support corruption? the bloodsuckers? the Senate with his legion of "directors", the feast of the passages, the bacchanal (literally) with public money, commissions and Jetons, the fun family in three powers (executive / legislative and judicial).


Our money is confiscated at double the value of the "fifth of hell" to support this scum, that costs us (already made the updates) that cost twice the entire Portuguese court.

And to think that Tiradentes was hanged because he spoke out against half the taxes we pay now!
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And comes again the CPMF !!!!)