Monday, May 23, 2011

Vlad The Impaler Drink Blood

Councils



As the assaults
grow day by day and could not contain them, a PM, wisely, gives advice to citizens to be robbed unless:

1) No showing that carries a lot of money . 2) Never leave objects in sight, inside the car. 3) Raise all the windows, even moving. 11) At night do not get closer for vehicles with more than two men. 12) If robbed, stay calm. Do not make sudden movements and avoids facing the assailants. Do not discuss or react. 13) Avoid crowds. In places where all the pickpockets jostle act. 1) Do not leave home. 2) If possible, do not leave the room. 3)
4) Do not leave documents in the vehicle.
5) In return, when approaching the car, make sure there is someone suspicious around. 6) Do not carry valuables or lots of money to the beach. 7) If, by going to the beach is by car, place the vehicle at a point that comes within the reach of her sight. 8) At night, in dark, use high beams. 9) Do not drive with his arm outside the car.
10) When you get home and before going down to open the gate, or wait for it, make sure there are suspicious people around.







After reading with great attention these official instructions, I add my own, or rather short:




Preferably, do not leave the safe.
From Regina Maria Bonita Magdal Bellucci, who took to the Millor then pass to the widow


Obrigadu Linda, will you still owe me the juice.

Incidentally, the tarquarmente're the heart of a boy, maybe in 50 years I die and he is still alive. The only problem I'm facing is a dire lack of time. Doing what, you know not?







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