American arrested after being caught 'stroking' genitals mare
Marian Wegiel, fat little head, was arrested in flagrante delicto in the town of Shelton, and shortens in Connecta (USA), after being caught " stroking "the persecuted for a mare. The xupeta claimed he was only trying to "comfort her," according to a report by broadcaster NBC.
The police had received a complaint of alleged lover of the equine, which police suspect is the parrot Jose Currupaco that released by the end of the link. He reportedly said that the little head would Masturbator his beloved by some 10 minutes.
After the tared arrested told officers that a relative of Mister Ed was very nervous, perhaps because of guilt MPD "Pre Menstrual Tension Equine" and that he, Humanities was just trying to calm her down to the tail low, assuming they could have let slip the watch into the hole chased the lady, then trying to retrieve it, passing the stool pigeon parrot a false impression in Czech Tchacos pere ... understood, is not it??
In fact there was only one truth, the guy that employee is later Club and coach of Parana in Curitiba here ...
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A Canadian tourist for 22 years agreed with the swollen penis after swimming naked and take a nap on a beach in New Zealand. Apparently, a poisonous spider bit the body of the young, according to newspaper report New Zealand Herald. "
According to the journal, the tourists took a bite of a spider Katipo (Latrodectus scelio), which is found by the sea in New Zealand. "It was a pretty nasty bite," said Dr. Nigel Harrison told the newspaper.
Because the bite, the boy was 16 days in the hospital. The tourist had to be hospitalized because she had a myocarditis (myocardial inflation). The newspaper said this is the first known case of myocarditis after a bite from a "Katipo.
According to the spider to Dr. Dolittle, when the guy came with the hard thing to top your favorite country, she only had time to say, Ketipo to preach after the prey Bin Bin on xupeta.
will translate the news
Press America, leading the audience in Quixeramobin, has just published a paper on the loss of communication with the robot geologist Spirit since 2004 that explored the surface of Mars.
Because the translation into Portuguese Americanized Google, we decided to offer a new translation gong less than this.
Let the original text
believes NASA lost communication with robot Spirit (1)
Washington, May 25 (Prensa Latina) The Administration National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced today that it has lost by communicating with the robot geologist Spirit since 2004 that explored the surface of Mars.
Since make in a year (2) space agency's engineers lost contact with robotic vehicle (3) , what had happened with priority for 2009 to get stuck in a sand trap from whence he came. (4)
With sadness we have to say goodbye to the Spirit, expressed John Calas, (6) chief Jet Project in the Laboratory (JPL).
The agency's efforts will focus now on its twin Opportunity probe, (7) which fell in January 2004 in the Martian soil, but at the opposite pole of the red planet to what the Spirit did .
The lifetime of these robotic vehicles was scheduled for only three months, but exceeded Crescentia with this expectation: Opportunity (8) still contributes important data on the Martian surface and its twin Spirit has done for six years.
is still unknown why his teams have crashed, but it is possible that they have been discontinued by the strong winds of the Martian winter.
The Opportunity rover (9) is what has gotten more results in the study of the surface of Mars: posed in an area with evidence of an important presence of minerals, while Spirit has reached a region with very little evidence of the existence of water in a geologic past.
However, the robot was the first to record the formation of dust in the planet.
NASA designs the launch of the robot Curiosity (10) for the end of this year.
mmd / lac / mor (11)
translation for texts red
1. Spirit of pork or pork spirit if northeast
2. A year or bixinha for over a year ...
3. the estrovenga, perebenta jabiraca or, depending on the region.
4. That had already fucked up in 2009
5. If atolu on a sandbar where despois Gets away themselves.
6. expressed John, because if the pants
7. Dantas
8. Dantas
9. Dantas
10. Daniel Gilmar Dantas
I have no idea that this is the orra mmd / lac / mor. ; Those who know us know that.
explanation for the inexplicable.
jammed If it is used when a vehicle is stuck to the floor with the front wheels.
Got bogged down is when he gets stuck with the rear wheels.
If it got bogged down, to the horror of Rui Barbosa, who must be turning in his grave is when all four wheels go pras picas, or get stuck up ...
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